Joey's Golf Bag

… because he wore “cargo shorts”.

Obama Kicks Off His Vacation With a Round of Golf.

Obama, a left-handed golfer, sported black shades and wore a white polo shirt, brown cargo shorts, short white socks and golf shoes. About midway through the course, Obama stopped by the snack bar, where he purchased two hot dogs, two passion-orange sodas, one Powerade and one Coke. He also bought two Spam musubi, a sushi-like Hawaiian delicacy consisting of Spam and fried egg on a slab of rice, all held together with a dried seaweed wrap. He paid a total of $17.75, but it was unclear whether the president-elect ate a Spam musubi.

At the clubhouse, Obama unexpectedly bumped into a pool of reporters, who asked how his game was going. He smiled and conceded: "I'm not that good."

For the record, I voted Libertarian.